A rapturous welcome

Esteemed readers!

Cheers for landing on my new blog. Whether chance, misfortune or potentially sympathy (hi, besties) brought you here, you'll find a whole host of varyingly impassioned and misguided musings on all sorts of topics. I've recently gotten a bit bored of vomiting ideas in 140 characters or less and thought it's probably more rewarding to condense my frequent rants into some sort of structure. Thats's the plan, anyway.

Commuter rage, Northern exile in the big smoke, gross commercialisation of football, dangerous enthusiasm for over-priced prosecco....everything that meanders through my simple brain will make its way onto these pages.

Have a look if you can be bothered!